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It's funny, because none of you will get it.
ChutneyDate: Monday, 2009-02-23, 1:33 AM | Message # 1
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4-WAY SNAKE BATTLE!

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You haven't been paying attention.
 
HaydenJohnsDate: Monday, 2009-02-23, 9:42 AM | Message # 2
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Umm... I hate to sound like Pauline Hanson, but please explain?

Otherwise, I'll have to post an in-joke of my own.


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Sk8a_801Date: Wednesday, 2009-02-25, 1:34 AM | Message # 3
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Ching mai dry

There Are 10 Types Of People Who Understand Binary
Those Who Do.
Those Who Don't.
 
ChutneyDate: Wednesday, 2009-02-25, 5:57 AM | Message # 4
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I shall not explain it. You can post your own. >_>

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ChristosDate: Wednesday, 2009-02-25, 9:22 AM | Message # 5
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lol, ill do it for him:

*clears throat*

maio zhi zhi ma!

 
HaydenJohnsDate: Wednesday, 2009-02-25, 11:48 AM | Message # 6
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Fission!

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ChutneyDate: Thursday, 2009-02-26, 2:11 PM | Message # 7
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Mustard with the Dumbbell in the Kitchen~!

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Sk8a_801Date: Friday, 2009-02-27, 10:05 AM | Message # 8
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Moo! I'm A COW!!!! batman

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ChristosDate: Friday, 2009-02-27, 11:58 AM | Message # 9
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Dentist: Ok just sit back... and relax, the robotic arm will pull the tooth out, you have nothing to worry about.. if you want to ask a question ill be right here.. watching T.V. Ok?

Nervous Person: Ok... smile

1 minute later...

Nervous Person: Err... Mrs Dentist lady its cutting my lip!

Dentist: dont fight it son.. let it do what it needs to do... itll only be worse if you fight it!

Nervous person: but ms.. its .. taking off my clothes

Nervous person: OH MY GOD ITS CUTTING MY ARM!!

Dentist: IF I HAVE TO TURN AROUND ONE MORE TIME...

Nervous person: BUT LOOK!

Dentist: *turns around and looks* ... wait till it hits the bone..

Nervous person: ...

Dentist: Ok lets turn it off.. So how are you feeling ? ... Hello?? HELLO!?!?!? Oh god not again... *picks up phone and dials number* we got a code blue.. code.. blue!.. i repeat CODE BLUE!

Guy on phone: Wtf is a code blue?

Dentist: *sigh* just bring the garbage bag...

 
Sk8a_801Date: Friday, 2009-02-27, 12:37 PM | Message # 10
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HAHAHAHAHAH me like, me like alot lol... Stupid dentist :P

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ChutneyDate: Friday, 2009-02-27, 1:35 PM | Message # 11
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White shirt~

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Sk8a_801Date: Friday, 2009-02-27, 3:37 PM | Message # 12
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Shampoo

Added (2009-02-27, 3:37 Pm)
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anyone wanna guess what that means.


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TeekDate: Thursday, 2009-03-05, 11:28 AM | Message # 13
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hey you!
you with the eyes!


Tanika Can Make Orange Juice Out Of A Banana
 
ChutneyDate: Friday, 2009-03-13, 1:39 PM | Message # 14
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OH GAWD I HOPE I DON'T GET REJECTED.

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ChristosDate: Sunday, 2009-03-15, 3:41 AM | Message # 15
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wtf are these..lol.

i need to post another joke with the dentist xD my mate told me that one lol

 
ChutneyDate: Sunday, 2009-03-15, 1:26 PM | Message # 16
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*slowly walks backwards*

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FailCakesDate: Friday, 2009-04-24, 12:06 PM | Message # 17
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HA HA HA HA HA GOOD JOKE LOLOL
o wait

uhhhhhh

Safe smile


Hai haiden i fixT ur signiture:
Windows is for norman people; Mac is for rich people or film people.... Linux is losers. :)

JOKE! but true. . . dont worry guiz im from the interwebs :)

 
HaydenJohnsDate: Sunday, 2009-04-26, 11:55 AM | Message # 18
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hehehe I like ur signature FailCakes. But I can add to it and make it even more accurate:

"Windows is for the uneducated masses who like to infect their computer with viruses; Macs are for the celebrities who are two dumb to figure out how to work a computer... Linux is for the intelligent."

And nice joke, whoever posted it.


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Dr4c0niusDate: Thursday, 2009-04-30, 1:48 PM | Message # 19
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Windows - gamers and people that don't know any better

Linux - nerds and router manufacturers biggrin

Mac - artists

Unless we are talking servers and xboxes in which case I magically transform into a linux fanboy.


Oderint dum metuant

<locokamil> Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.

 
HaydenJohnsDate: Sunday, 2009-05-03, 2:08 PM | Message # 20
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lulz at hijacking the topic.

what's the difference between a Mac and an etch-a-sketch?

You don't have to shake the screen of a Mac to clear it.


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Sk8a_801Date: Sunday, 2009-05-03, 3:58 PM | Message # 21
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well if you shock it hard enough you could probably make it disappear lol

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ChristosDate: Tuesday, 2009-05-05, 10:37 AM | Message # 22
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lol..

Mac - for rich people, and for those who are sxc
Windows- for people who think there tanks, when really.. there not... :P
linux - nubcakez

 
HaydenJohnsDate: Tuesday, 2009-05-05, 1:42 PM | Message # 23
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hehehe you can't win, can you?

You have to have the cash to buy an overpriced Mac.
Windows just plain sucks.
Linux doesn't spoon-feed you what you want: You have to actually do some of the work yourself.


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ChutneyDate: Thursday, 2009-05-07, 4:49 PM | Message # 24
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I use Windows~

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Dr4c0niusDate: Friday, 2009-05-08, 2:02 PM | Message # 25
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Point and laugh!

Nah, so do I. Shame....


Oderint dum metuant

<locokamil> Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.

 
ChutneyDate: Saturday, 2009-05-09, 8:51 AM | Message # 26
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Shame Buddies!

*victory dance*


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ChristosDate: Saturday, 2009-05-09, 11:10 AM | Message # 27
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PC is queer, read the following:

Mac: Hi im a mac
PC: AND IM A PC
Mac: I @m pr0 and I T@nk
PC: oh yeaH!? well im sofisticated! and smarte!
Mac: .. kai man sure thing
PC: nubnubnub..cubcubcub..nubcubz.. wait what? what did u say?
Mac: I said your gay
PC: No sorry i dont eat hay... ty for the offer tho
Mac: .. buy a mac..
PC: yes.. buy a mac... i mean.. P.. C.. Mac? oh whats the difference! just get the most shiny one!

which is mac.. -.-

 
HaydenJohnsDate: Saturday, 2009-05-09, 3:26 PM | Message # 28
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hahaha did u write that yourself, or get it from somewhere?

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ChristosDate: Saturday, 2009-06-27, 11:20 AM | Message # 29
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hahah xD yes i did! =) alll me! =D lol
 
Dr4c0niusDate: Saturday, 2009-06-27, 3:51 PM | Message # 30
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It's shameless copy-and-paste-from-bash.org time!

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.

<ez76> a mac vs. pc commercial you'll never see: "Whatcha doin, PC?" "I'm playing this new game." "Oh really, which one?" "Any." "Oh." (silence) (fade)


Oderint dum metuant

<locokamil> Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.

 
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